Do you really know who they are?

... or are they hiding under a false identity? Its hard to read some people.

They tell you one thing, then say something else behind your back.
They shapeshift into monsters when you're not looking.
They live a life full of deceit and lies.
They nurture your ego then abandon when they're done with you.
They are user friendly - friendly when they need you and then
dump you, lying by the roadside, stripped of your dignity when you've lived off your usefullness.
They play favorites.
They are opportunistic little bastards.

But we love them... the antagonists in our lives... because bitching about them makes us feel oh so good. They make us stronger.